Selecting a Urinal

If you walk into an empty men’s room, how do you pick a stand-up?

For me, it is 2 things.

  1. How much piss is on the floor that I have to stand in?
  2. How many pubic hairs do I have to look at and endure for the duration of my visit.

This changes at a sporting event or airport. These are some of the things I notice.